February 1970

The business district was the scene of mayhem and strange events late last night. Pranksters orchestrated some sort of mass display of destruction as a car was smashed with a mechanical rooftop unit that the culprits managed to heave off of a nearby roof.

Also of note was a dumpster that looks as though its been tossed around. Police are baffled as the dumpster weighed a great deal and it took numerous officers to put it right. It appears as though it was flung around the area as the road was torn up and a wall nearby damaged. They believe that someone with a garbage truck went on a joy ride but are still looking into the matter.